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The Captain Ron

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The Captain Ron

$60.00

$18.00

The Story

"If anything's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there."
Just like the man, the myth, the one-eyed legend himself, The Captain Ron polo doesn’t take life too seriously—but it definitely knows how to make an entrance. With breezy blue and white stripes and a relaxed, performance-ready fit, this polo is made for bad decisions, good stories, and maybe a little golf in between.

Whether you're navigating the front nine or a Caribbean mishap, you'll stay cool, confident, and slightly questionable in all the right ways.

Features:

  • Blue & white stripes worthy of open water

  • Lightweight, moisture-wicking fabric

  • Poly-spandex blend for all-day stretch

  • Tailored for guys who don’t read the manual

Warning: May cause spontaneous island adventures and unsolicited leadership roles.

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Details & Craftsmanship

Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Description

"If anything's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there."
Just like the man, the myth, the one-eyed legend himself, The Captain Ron polo doesn’t take life too seriously—but it definitely knows how to make an entrance. With breezy blue and white stripes and a relaxed, performance-ready fit, this polo is made for bad decisions, good stories, and maybe a little golf in between.

Whether you're navigating the front nine or a Caribbean mishap, you'll stay cool, confident, and slightly questionable in all the right ways.

Features:

  • Blue & white stripes worthy of open water

  • Lightweight, moisture-wicking fabric

  • Poly-spandex blend for all-day stretch

  • Tailored for guys who don’t read the manual

Warning: May cause spontaneous island adventures and unsolicited leadership roles.

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